me: *tells a joke*
friend:
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: so i’m ugly?
I’m screeching
me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*
also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*
“what’re you plans for tonight?”
me:
free him
me waiting for life to cater to me despite the fact that i only put in minimal effort towards anything
ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW
SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW
